Selfie This Story Of Our Cyber Lives On The Great American
Novelty Called Face Book
Selfie This Story Of Our Cyber Lives On The Great American
Novelty Called Face Book
Selfie This Story Of Our Cyber Lives On The Great American
Novelty Called Face Book
Selfie This Story Of Our Cyber Lives On The Great American
Novelty Called Face Book
White middle-classers grunted black talk to make me feel at
home at NYU.
Talk to me in English, said half-breed Hispanic without
expression.
“Dude, can you score us some blow,” asked one student, a
worshiper of a Saturday Night Live comedian dead so many years from drug
abuse/overdose
Why me, I asked just to make sure my homework assignment to
create a tour book for my town was really, really difficult. “You’re from The
South Bronx,” said Moose from Archie Comic Books come to real life of surreal
horror, Hitchcock style. Smells like teen stupidity was fed to him and it was
zombie children’s’ portions of brains.
Duh.
I spent time enough in the prison of poverty and they want
me to violate parole.
Stay out of trouble, warned law enforcer who brought my belongings
to dorm.
Trouble comes to some, me double and in threes by 60
Minutes. Tick, tick…
If I had nurturing parents in the suburbs like Bill Gates, I
wouldn’t have to deal with hunger for higher education in the city of illegal
guns and roses.
To become one bright spirit of The Silicon was my American
dream in childhood. Like the kid in a Star Trek Episode, I wanted A Piece Of
The Action. I wanted to jump over white picket fence with Lassie greeting me
with joyful barking. Mom! Dad! I’ve been accepted to MIT!!! Full scholarship!!!
USA! USA! USA! Land of Opportunity!
“Dude, get us Coke!
We got money! We’ll pay you,” they pleaded pleased to meet me. I wanted to
shout out EXPLETIVE DELETED like a president in private at stubborn members of
both parties but instead I politely just said no to drugs.
I have homework to do late into the evening. Have to burn
midnight oil of creativity.
And assignments to secure future keep coming to no end…
Wang Dong is on The FBI’s most wanted list for cyber theft
of intellectual property.
The way to get Wang Dong tonight is by using a cyber snake
stick with a little cyber noose. Once roped, drag Wang Dong into his backdoor
and watch his surprise.
It sounds dirty but that’s exactly what they do in Cyber Black
Ops: dirty fighting.
This isn’t your Granddaddy’s Man From U.N.C.L.E
This is a real life upgrade of It Takes A Thief. Imagine my
surprise when I got caught. Now cyber cops want me to steal intelligence from
real nasty bad guys. I nearly cried.
I haven’t felt this proud to be American since I was a kid.
God blessed the USA all right by me.
And no laugh track need apply.
To Sleep, Perchance To Pitch Nightmares To DreamWorks: Real
Life Comic Book Cyber Journal Of The Better Angels Of Our Nature By Danny
Aponte of P.S 161
Chapter One: It was a dark and stormy knight of Jedi
journalism
